The kiss heard around the world

I'm not a fan of PDAs (public displays of affection) especially kissing. In fact, when it comes to kissing, I'm a Hindu. To me, kissing is a very private and intimate thing. Kate's and William's kiss did not disgust me. It was sweet, dignified and respectful. The kiss of true friends who like each other - not a food-hole sucking vacuum-cleaner roto-rooter sexual display.

I'm also not a fan of "royalty." To me they're basically inbred hillbillies who happened to be born into a very rich and powerful family. But I love Kate. She's much more beautiful than Diana - but of course I've always preferred brunettes to blondes.

And it helps that she's a normal human being not a plastic pod person like the other inbred hillbilly royal kissin' cousins. Kate definitely brings out my heterosexual tendencies. What a stunner! William is a lucky man.

There are over 120,000 pics of Kate on Google. I liked this one because it shows that she's a not a silly neurotic child like Diana but a mature, smart and sensible woman - the same age as my mom when she married my dad.